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cracked:

Perfect for the budding rock god who’s not interested in all that messy “getting laid” stuff.
The 6 Most Ridiculous Guitar Designs



#3. The Wangcaster
The Wangcaster takes some of the subtlety out of being a rock musician by allowing you to hammer out Motley Crue songs on a giant wooden cock. A pet project of a woodcarver named Doug Rowell, the Wangcaster apparently carries the personal endorsement of Jon Bon Jovi, who sagely declared, “Wow, that guitar has balls!” It sure does, Jon. It sure does.



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Basically the guitar that represents me
st44rs:

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I can’t search up porn tags on this anymore, my life is ruined. What will I do while I’m bored and Horney T-T

sexyxxxgifs:

Sexy Gifs

That ass

I don’t understand the point of anal

my soul through the ulnar nerve: fiction.

ladyfunnybones:

there is something about fiction that makes things appear awfully real. do you ever wonder — the stories people write, aren’t just a reflection of themselves? a mirror into their own lives — their desires, the things they have been through. the experiences the characters, slough through are…

Wow

sunnylesbians:

Enjoy these new scrapes 

What the fuck
collegehumor:

Computer Fights Back
He’s reminded you to download those software updates for the last time.
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